Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Have Separated

“In an effort to reduce any further speculation, we have decided to announce our separation. This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year. We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship, Normally we would do this privately,…

Angelina Jolie’s divorce from Brad Pitt raises BIGGER QUESTIONS!

In what is untangling as a darkly yet perfectly tinged cursed web of Fincher-esque conspiracy: The perceived Cradle Robber of Life, or Something Like It is seeking custody for all 6 children with visitation rights for the Perpetually young Vampire/ true to life form of Benjamin Button– Bradley vs. Pittsburgh. It will likely either devolve…

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Celebrate 10th Anniversary w/ Divorce

After much thought and careful consideration, we have made the difficult decision to divorce. We go forward with love and friendship for one another and a commitment to co-parenting our children whose privacy we ask to be respected during this difficult time. This will be our only comment on this private, family matter. Thank you…

Dated: Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are not good anymore!

Burton will resume his love affair with a mysterious frequently unknown collaborator. After making one sorta apparently decent movie without her, the famous director and his wife who acts, are in typical Burton fashion are putting an end to a life, of marriage after 13 years. It is unknown whether or not this will affect their…